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Current issues in the Vault:
December 2025: Pilot Issue #0000
December 2025 : FYSFEE Magazine
December’s issue is the official baptism by fire for anyone navigating modern dating in this deranged winter wonderland. We’re talking orbiters, emotional parasites, fuckboys dressed as “just friends,” the illusion of loyalty in the DM era, and the uncomfortable truth that sometimes the person you’re scared of losing is the one actually losing you.
Inside, we drag red flags, decode bad behavior, dissect cheating scars, torch the 6-6-6 rule, and drop X-Rated horoscopes that will personally offend at least three people you’ve dated. It’s raw, hilarious, unfiltered, and painfully accurate.
If cuffing season feels like a hostage situation instead of a romance, this issue is your new holy text.