The Bride Files: Men Who Get Jealous of Your Vibrator
"The man who is jealous of your vibrator. I mean genuinely threatened by a seven-ish-inch silicone rechargeable device named something like 'Bob.”
Is Your Partner Just Tipsy or a Full-Blown Trashed Panda? A Field Guide to Romantic Disaster
If your partner goes from cute-and-tipsy to full-blown Trashed Panda… knocking over chairs, speaking in raccoon tongues, and waking up like a wildlife rescue case… you’re not dating anymore. You’re doing emotional animal control.
Introducing: “Dear Kiki & Ace, Ask Anything”
“Well hey there, honey. I’m Kiki. I’m old, tired, sarcastic, and still married to this man because I lost the receipt. People keep asking what Ace and I do in this little Q&A of ours, so let me spell it out for you real plain."
FYSFEE MAGAZINE: DECEMBER 2025 PILOT ISSUE RELEASE
FYSFEE has officially crash-landed into the dating world and set the fucking place on fire... and honestly, it needed the warmth. The heat from the steaming pile of shit it currently is, is just not working. Today we’re dropping the December 2025 Pilot Issue of FYSFEE Magazine, our first
The Bride Files: Why The Lotus Made The Cover & Why It Will Always Be There
"When we were choosing the cover for FYSFEE, it had to mean something. It had to speak for what the magazine is. Not cute. Not trendy. Not aesthetic for the sake of being pretty. It needed to tell the truth. And the truth is simple. Every person who finds FYSFEE is coming out of something..."
The Bride Files: When the Connection Feels Cosmic
"The right person will make you feel calm, not crazy. They won’t make you question if you’re enough. They’ll remind you that you always were."
The Bride Files: Men Who Get Jealous of Your Vibrator
"The man who is jealous of your vibrator. I mean genuinely threatened by a seven-ish-inch silicone rechargeable device named something like 'Bob.”
Fuck Thanksgiving (and Your Judgmental Aunt Carol): A Single’s Survival Guide to Friendsgiving, Family Drama, and Turducken-fueled Freedom
Thanksgiving’s bullshit anyway—built on lies, guilt, and dry turkey. Skip Aunt Carol’s judgment and cook for your damn self. Whether it’s steak, vodka, or jelly beans, being single isn’t sad—it’s freedom with gravy.
Why We Don't Trust Love Anymore
"People like to joke about “red flags,” but when you’ve grown up surrounded by them, you start using them as home décor. My love life has been a mix of heartbreak, healing, and really bad self-awareness disguised as optimism."
The Bride Files: How to Get Laid with an Australian Accent
"Let’s get something straight. If you have an Australian accent, you’re already halfway to the bedroom. You could walk into a bar, order a water, and someone’s underwear would fall off like it heard the mating call of God himself."
Stack Dating
After a 16-year marriage went up in smoke, he realized dating one person at a time was emotional suicide. So, he started “stack dating”—building friendships, confidence, and options like a damn social fortress. It’s not about sleeping around; it’s about never begging for a text again.
The Silent Erosion - How Pornography Is Rewiring Intimacy
"Pornography tells both sexes the same lie... to men, that they deserve endless desire; to women, that their worth is their body. It promises fulfillment while stealing the ability to feel- replacing intimacy with performance, and connection with consumption."
When Love Loses Its Meaning
But here’s the cruel part — she was saying I love you while fucking her boss. For over three months. She said it in the mornings before driving to see him. She said it after trips that weren’t about work at all. She came home, kissed me goodnight, and said it again.