FYSFEE MAGAZINE: DECEMBER 2025 PILOT ISSUE RELEASE
FYSFEE has officially crash-landed into the dating world and set the fucking place on fire... and honestly, it needed the warmth. The heat from the steaming pile of shit it currently is, is just not working. Today we’re dropping the December 2025 Pilot Issue of FYSFEE Magazine, our first official release, and it’s a feral, funny, brutally honest love letter to every single person who has ever stared at their phone and thought, "Why the fuck is dating like this now?"
This issue is our origin story... the spark before the explosion... the first scream in a very long, beautifully unhinged conversation about what it means to date, desire, hurt, heal, and maybe (if you’re lucky) not end up blocking someone by New Year’s.
Check out this Pilot Issue below, or click here to view it!
Inside this glorious pilot clusterfuck you’ll find:
The cause of the Death of Desire, the batshit crazy rules people use to judge men, the delusions people call dating standards, and the chaos cocktail we now call "romance."
We’re not tiptoeing around anything. We’re naming it, dragging it, pinning it to the mat, and laughing hysterically while we do it.
You’ll get breakdowns of:
- How Not To Get Murdered On A Date
- The real math behind the infamous 6-6-6 rule women love to yell about
- Dating horoscopes that should come with a legal waiver
- Why Everyone Lies Through Their Teeth Before Fucking
- Why modern dating feels like a glitching simulation designed by an underpaid intern
- And why YOU... yes, you... might be part of the problem. (Self-awareness is hot. Try it sometime you fucking dipstick.)
This magazine is for people who are tired of pretending dating is wholesome.
It’s for the ones who laugh at their trauma, flirt with the wrong people, get attached too fast, detach too hard, and keep showing up anyway because hope is the one delusion we’re all addicted to.
This is the beginning of something weird, wild, raw, and absolutely necessary.
We’re not polishing the fucking edges people. We’re sharpening them.
And the best part...
This is just the pilot and this one is fucking public. It gets way fucking crazier from here when we have a subscription version of this shit. Every month we’ll push harder... write louder... get more chaotic, more real, more gut-punch honest about sex, dating, loneliness, connection, and the beautiful mess of being a fucking human in 2025.
Download the December issue.
Read it.
Yell at it.
Laugh with it.
Smack your partner's ass with it... Somehow, digitally... I dunno.... Just go touch their butt for fucks sake, and tell 'em it was from us.
Send it to your emotionally unavailable situationship and stupid ex to ruin their day.
Welcome to FYSFEE you fucking virgins.
Follow Your Smile. Fuck Everything Else.
The rebellion starts today.
